Men Are Like Dessert
So I’m sitting here thinking about a conversation I had with a patient earlier today. We always have conversations about relationships. He’s a big flirt, but the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. So he asks me about my love life. At his last appointment I had just been ghosted by Josh. So I’m telling him the latest scoop, what’s new. I tell him I don’t like talking about my feelings, I’m unemotional and I’m pretty much an asshole. Then all of a sudden he asks if I wanted to get ma
Don't Mistake Salt for Sugar
One thing I’ve always struggled with is believing words as oppose to actions. Especially when it came to dating. Women have this tendency to believe most of what men say. But in reality, how easy is it to tell a white lie? We lie all the time. If I have a date planned, I tell the guy I don’t get off work till 6pm so he doesn’t know it takes me 2 hours to get ready. Or I tell my boss that I have a stomach bug, when in reality I went to The Peninsula last night and drank 4 too
Bitch Slapped by Valentines Day
I am being punched in the face by Valentine’s Day. Seriously, no matter where I go, BAM. I haven’t had a Valentines Date since 2010. And even then it wasn’t great. But Valentine’s Day has never sat well with me. In elementary school you’re forced to give cards to kids you don’t like. In middle school if you don’t have a date, you’re a loser. So on and so forth. Valentine’s Day 2010 I was in the process of planning my wedding. Yes folks, you heard right. I was married July 24,
